There are a lot of things going on in my life right now. I'm not going to blog-talk about any of them. Instead, I will blog-talk about one thing:
Blog-Agenda
1: the Free Masons
Earlier in my post I promised that I would blog-talk about the Free Masons. This is not entirely true. I actually intend to blog-talk about the ballpoint pen with the words "Masonic Home of Missouri" printed on the side of it that has recently appeared in my computer room.
Over the next few days, I intend to discover the rightful owner of this pen and expose him for the Free Mason that he is. My casual readers may not realize that I share this computer room with several other people; these people all live in Missouri and have been known to use pens on several occasions, which makes them prime suspects. In my search, I must be vigilant and cunning. The free masons are a powerful and BENEVOLENT FRATERNAL ORGANIZATION and are more than willing to HOLD A BAKE SALE to get what they want.
My main tactic in exposing the Free Mason is to BE FRIENDLY WITH NO HIDDEN AGENDA because the organization is notorious for being INVITING AND WILLING TO RELEASE ANY INFORMATION AS LONG AS IT IS REQUESTED THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS AND NO ONE SPIES ON US AT NIGHT.
I will report my findings to you in the following NEVER BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FREE MASONS LIVING IN THIS HOUSE, YOUNG MAN.
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