I DID IT!

I went the whole month of September, and the first twenty-nine days of October, without writing a single blog post! You all thought it couldn't be done, but you were wrong. You all said that I could never go a whole month and twenty-nine days without writing because of my deep passion for the art, but you were way off. You said that the world would clamour for my fascinating observations and witty commentary, but it was just the opposite. The last month and twenty-nine days have been among the most relaxing and peaceful that the world has ever experienced, as though the entire population has just breathed a collective sigh of relief.

You all look pretty stupid now, don't you?